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The Lauriston Garden Mystery



CHAPTER III.




I confess that I was considerably startled by
this fresh proof of the practical nature of my
companion’s theories. My respect for his powers
of analysis increased wondrously. There still remained
some lurking suspicion in my mind, however,
that the whole thing was a pre-arranged
episode, intended to dazzle me, though what
earthly object he could have in taking me in was
past my comprehension. When I looked at him
he had finished reading the note, and his eyes had
assumed the vacant, lack-lustre expression which
showed mental abstraction.
“How in the world did you deduce that?” I
asked.
“Deduce what?” said he, petulantly.
“Why, that he was a retired sergeant of
Marines.”
“I have no time for trifles,” he answered,
brusquely; then with a smile, “Excuse my rudeness.
You broke the thread of my thoughts; but
perhaps it is as well. So you actually were not able
to see that that man was a sergeant of Marines?”
“No, indeed.”
“It was easier to know it than to explain why
I knew it. If you were asked to prove that two
and two made four, you might find some difficulty,
and yet you are quite sure of the fact. Even across
the street I could see a great blue anchor tattooed
on the back of the fellow’s hand. That smacked
of the sea. He had a military carriage, however,
and regulation side whiskers. There we have the
marine. He was a man with some amount of selfimportance
and a certain air of command. You
must have observed the way in which he held his
head and swung his cane. A steady, respectable,
middle-aged man, too, on the face of him—all
facts which led me to believe that he had been a
sergeant.”
“Wonderful!” I ejaculated.
“Commonplace,” said Holmes, though I
thought from his expression that he was pleased
at my evident surprise and admiration. “I said just
now that there were no criminals. It appears that
I am wrong—look at this!” He threw me over the
note which the commissionaire had brought.
“Why,” I cried, as I cast my eye over it, “this is
terrible!”
“It does seem to be a little out of the common,”
he remarked, calmly. “Would you mind reading it
to me aloud?”
This is the letter which I read to him—
“My dear Mr. Sherlock Holmes:
“There has been a bad business during
the night at 3, Lauriston Gardens,
off the Brixton Road. Our man on the
beat saw a light there about two in
the morning, and as the house was an
empty one, suspected that something
was amiss. He found the door open,
and in the front room, which is bare
of furniture, discovered the body of a
gentleman, well dressed, and having
cards in his pocket bearing the name
of ‘Enoch J. Drebber, Cleveland, Ohio,
U.S.A.’ There had been no robbery, nor
is there any evidence as to how the
man met his death. There are marks
of blood in the room, but there is no
wound upon his person. We are at a
loss as to how he came into the empty
house; indeed, the whole affair is a
puzzler. If you can come round to the
house any time before twelve, you will
find me there. I have left everything
in statu quo until I hear from you. If
you are unable to come I shall give you
fuller details, and would esteem it a
great kindness if you would favour me
with your opinion.
“Yours faithfully,
“Tobias Gregson.”
“Gregson is the smartest of the Scotland
Yarders,” my friend remarked; “he and Lestrade
are the pick of a bad lot. They are both quick and
energetic, but conventional—shockingly so. They
have their knives into one another, too. They are
as jealous as a pair of professional beauties. There
will be some fun over this case if they are both put
upon the scent.”
I was amazed at the calm way in which he rippled
on. “Surely there is not a moment to be lost,”
I cried, “shall I go and order you a cab?”
“I’m not sure about whether I shall go. I am the
most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe
leather—that is, when the fit is on me, for I can be
spry enough at times.”
“Why, it is just such a chance as you have been
longing for.”
“My dear fellow, what does it matter to me.
Supposing I unravel the whole matter, you may be
sure that Gregson, Lestrade, and Co. will pocket
all the credit. That comes of being an unofficial
personage.”
“But he begs you to help him.”
“Yes. He knows that I am his superior, and acknowledges
it to me; but he would cut his tongue
out before he would own it to any third person.
However, we may as well go and have a look. I
shall work it out on my own hook. I may have a
laugh at them if I have nothing else. Come on!”
He hustled on his overcoat, and bustled about
in a way that showed that an energetic fit had superseded
the apathetic one.
“Get your hat,” he said.
“You wish me to come?”
“Yes, if you have nothing better to do.” A
minute later we were both in a hansom, driving
furiously for the Brixton Road.
It was a foggy, cloudy morning, and a duncoloured
veil hung over the house-tops, looking

like the reflection of the mud-coloured streets beneath.
My companion was in the best of spirits,
and prattled away about Cremona fiddles, and the
difference between a Stradivarius and an Amati.
As for myself, I was silent, for the dull weather
and the melancholy business upon which we were
engaged, depressed my spirits.
“You don’t seem to give much thought to
the matter in hand,” I said at last, interrupting
Holmes’ musical disquisition.
“No data yet,” he answered. “It is a capital mistake
to theorize before you have all the evidence.
It biases the judgment.”
“You will have your data soon,” I remarked,
pointing with my finger; “this is the Brixton Road,
and that is the house, if I am not very much mistaken.”
“So it is. Stop, driver, stop!” We were still a
hundred yards or so from it, but he insisted upon
our alighting, and we finished our journey upon
foot.
Number 3, Lauriston Gardens wore an illomened
and minatory look. It was one of four
which stood back some little way from the street,
two being occupied and two empty. The latter
looked out with three tiers of vacant melancholy
windows, which were blank and dreary, save that
here and there a “To Let” card had developed like
a cataract upon the bleared panes. A small garden
sprinkled over with a scattered eruption of
sickly plants separated each of these houses from
the street, and was traversed by a narrow pathway,
yellowish in colour, and consisting apparently
of a mixture of clay and of gravel. The whole
place was very sloppy from the rain which had
fallen through the night. The garden was bounded
by a three-foot brick wall with a fringe of wood
rails upon the top, and against this wall was leaning
a stalwart police constable, surrounded by a
small knot of loafers, who craned their necks and
strained their eyes in the vain hope of catching
some glimpse of the proceedings within.
I had imagined that Sherlock Holmes would
at once have hurried into the house and plunged
into a study of the mystery. Nothing appeared to
be further from his intention. With an air of nonchalance
which, under the circumstances, seemed
to me to border upon affectation, he lounged up
and down the pavement, and gazed vacantly at the
ground, the sky, the opposite houses and the line
of railings. Having finished his scrutiny, he proceeded
slowly down the path, or rather down the
fringe of grass which flanked the path, keeping his
eyes riveted upon the ground. Twice he stopped,
and once I saw him smile, and heard him utter
an exclamation of satisfaction. There were many
marks of footsteps upon the wet clayey soil, but
since the police had been coming and going over
it, I was unable to see how my companion could
hope to learn anything from it. Still I had had such
extraordinary evidence of the quickness of his perceptive
faculties, that I had no doubt that he could
see a great deal which was hidden from me.
At the door of the house we were met by a
tall, white-faced, flaxen-haired man, with a notebook
in his hand, who rushed forward and wrung
my companion’s hand with effusion. “It is indeed
kind of you to come,” he said, “I have had everything
left untouched.”
“Except that!” my friend answered, pointing at
the pathway. “If a herd of buffaloes had passed
along there could not be a greater mess. No doubt,
however, you had drawn your own conclusions,
Gregson, before you permitted this.”
“I have had so much to do inside the house,”
the detective said evasively. “My colleague, Mr.
Lestrade, is here. I had relied upon him to look
after this.”
Holmes glanced at me and raised his eyebrows
sardonically. “With two such men as yourself and
Lestrade upon the ground, there will not be much
for a third party to find out,” he said.
Gregson rubbed his hands in a self-satisfied
way. “I think we have done all that can be done,”
he answered; “it’s a queer case though, and I knew
your taste for such things.”
“You did not come here in a cab?” asked Sherlock
Holmes.
“No, sir.”
“Nor Lestrade?”
“No, sir.”
“Then let us go and look at the room.” With
which inconsequent remark he strode on into the
house, followed by Gregson, whose features expressed
his astonishment.
A short passage, bare planked and dusty, led
to the kitchen and offices. Two doors opened out
of it to the left and to the right. One of these had
obviously been closed for many weeks. The other
belonged to the dining-room, which was the apartment
in which the mysterious affair had occurred.
Holmes walked in, and I followed him with that
subdued feeling at my heart which the presence of
death inspires.
It was a large square room, looking all the
larger from the absence of all furniture. A vulgar
flaring paper adorned the walls, but it was
blotched in places with mildew, and here and there
great strips had become detached and hung down,
exposing the yellow plaster beneath. Opposite the
door was a showy fireplace, surmounted by a mantelpiece
of imitation white marble. On one corner
of this was stuck the stump of a red wax candle.
The solitary window was so dirty that the light
was hazy and uncertain, giving a dull grey tinge
to everything, which was intensified by the thick
layer of dust which coated the whole apartment.
All these details I observed afterwards. At
present my attention was centred upon the single
grim motionless figure which lay stretched
upon the boards, with vacant sightless eyes staring
up at the discoloured ceiling. It was that of a
man about forty-three or forty-four years of age,
middle-sized, broad shouldered, with crisp curling
black hair, and a short stubbly beard. He
was dressed in a heavy broadcloth frock coat and
waistcoat, with light-coloured trousers, and immaculate
collar and cuffs. A top hat, well brushed
and trim, was placed upon the floor beside him.
His hands were clenched and his arms thrown
abroad, while his lower limbs were interlocked
as though his death struggle had been a grievous
one. On his rigid face there stood an expression
of horror, and as it seemed to me, of hatred, such
as I have never seen upon human features. This
malignant and terrible contortion, combined with
the low forehead, blunt nose, and prognathous
jaw gave the dead man a singularly simious and
ape-like appearance, which was increased by his
writhing, unnatural posture. I have seen death in
many forms, but never has it appeared to me in
a more fearsome aspect than in that dark grimy
apartment, which looked out upon one of the main
arteries of suburban London.
Lestrade, lean and ferret-like as ever, was
standing by the doorway, and greeted my companion
and myself.
“This case will make a stir, sir,” he remarked.
“It beats anything I have seen, and I am no
chicken.”
“There is no clue?” said Gregson.
“None at all,” chimed in Lestrade.
Sherlock Holmes approached the body, and,
kneeling down, examined it intently. “You are sure
that there is no wound?” he asked, pointing to numerous
gouts and splashes of blood which lay all
round.
“Positive!” cried both detectives.
“Then, of course, this blood belongs to a second
individual—presumably the murderer, if murder
has been committed. It reminds me of the circumstances
attendant on the death of Van Jansen,
in Utrecht, in the year ’34. Do you remember the
case, Gregson?”
“No, sir.”
“Read it up—you really should. There is nothing
new under the sun. It has all been done before.”
As he spoke, his nimble fingers were flying
here, there, and everywhere, feeling, pressing, unbuttoning,
examining, while his eyes wore the
same far-away expression which I have already
remarked upon. So swiftly was the examination
made, that one would hardly have guessed the
minuteness with which it was conducted. Finally,
he sniffed the dead man’s lips, and then glanced
at the soles of his patent leather boots.
“He has not been moved at all?” he asked.
“No more than was necessary for the purposes
of our examination.”
“You can take him to the mortuary now,” he
said. “There is nothing more to be learned.”
Gregson had a stretcher and four men at hand.
At his call they entered the room, and the stranger
was lifted and carried out. As they raised him,
a ring tinkled down and rolled across the floor.
Lestrade grabbed it up and stared at it with mystified
eyes.
“There’s been a woman here,” he cried. “It’s a
woman’s wedding-ring.”
He held it out, as he spoke, upon the palm of
his hand. We all gathered round him and gazed
at it. There could be no doubt that that circlet of
plain gold had once adorned the finger of a bride.
“This complicates matters,” said Gregson.
“Heaven knows, they were complicated enough
before.”
“You’re sure it doesn’t simplify them?” observed
Holmes. “There’s nothing to be learned by
staring at it. What did you find in his pockets?”
“We have it all here,” said Gregson, pointing
to a litter of objects upon one of the bottom steps
of the stairs. “A gold watch, No. 97163, by Barraud,
of London. Gold Albert chain, very heavy
and solid. Gold ring, with masonic device. Gold
pin—bull-dog’s head, with rubies as eyes. Russian
leather card-case, with cards of Enoch J. Drebber
of Cleveland, corresponding with the E. J. D. upon
the linen. No purse, but loose money to the extent
of seven pounds thirteen. Pocket edition of Boccaccio’s
‘Decameron,’ with name of Joseph Stangerson
upon the fly-leaf. Two letters—one addressed
to E. J. Drebber and one to Joseph Stangerson.”
“At what address?”
“American Exchange, Strand—to be left till
called for. They are both from the Guion
Steamship Company, and refer to the sailing of
their boats from Liverpool. It is clear that this unfortunate
man was about to return to New York.”
“Have you made any inquiries as to this man,
Stangerson?”
“I did it at once, sir,” said Gregson. “I have had
advertisements sent to all the newspapers, and one
of my men has gone to the American Exchange,
but he has not returned yet.”
“Have you sent to Cleveland?”
“We telegraphed this morning.”
“How did you word your inquiries?”
“We simply detailed the circumstances, and
said that we should be glad of any information
which could help us.”
“You did not ask for particulars on any point
which appeared to you to be crucial?”
“I asked about Stangerson.”
“Nothing else? Is there no circumstance on
which this whole case appears to hinge? Will you
not telegraph again?”
“I have said all I have to say,” said Gregson, in
an offended voice.
Sherlock Holmes chuckled to himself, and appeared
to be about to make some remark, when
Lestrade, who had been in the front room while
we were holding this conversation in the hall, reappeared
upon the scene, rubbing his hands in a
pompous and self-satisfied manner.
“Mr. Gregson,” he said, “I have just made a discovery
of the highest importance, and one which
would have been overlooked had I not made a
careful examination of the walls.”
The little man’s eyes sparkled as he spoke, and
he was evidently in a state of suppressed exultation
at having scored a point against his colleague.
“Come here,” he said, bustling back into the
room, the atmosphere of which felt clearer since
the removal of its ghastly inmate. “Now, stand
there!”
He struck a match on his boot and held it up
against the wall.
“Look at that!” he said, triumphantly.
I have remarked that the paper had fallen away
in parts. In this particular corner of the room a
large piece had peeled off, leaving a yellow square
of coarse plastering. Across this bare space there
was scrawled in blood-red letters a single word—
RACHE.
“What do you think of that?” cried the detective,
with the air of a showman exhibiting his show.
“This was overlooked because it was in the darkest
corner of the room, and no one thought of looking
there. The murderer has written it with his or her
own blood. See this smear where it has trickled
down the wall! That disposes of the idea of suicide
anyhow. Why was that corner chosen to write
it on? I will tell you. See that candle on the mantelpiece.
It was lit at the time, and if it was lit this
corner would be the brightest instead of the darkest
portion of the wall.”
“And what does it mean now that you have
found it?” asked Gregson in a depreciatory voice.
“Mean? Why, it means that the writer was
going to put the female name Rachel, but was
disturbed before he or she had time to finish.
You mark my words, when this case comes to
be cleared up you will find that a woman named
Rachel has something to do with it. It’s all very
well for you to laugh, Mr. Sherlock Holmes. You
may be very smart and clever, but the old hound
is the best, when all is said and done.”
“I really beg your pardon!” said my companion,
who had ruffled the little man’s temper by
bursting into an explosion of laughter. “You certainly
have the credit of being the first of us to
find this out, and, as you say, it bears every mark
of having been written by the other participant in
last night’s mystery. I have not had time to examine
this room yet, but with your permission I shall
do so now.”
As he spoke, he whipped a tape measure and
a large round magnifying glass from his pocket.
With these two implements he trotted noiselessly
about the room, sometimes stopping, occasionally
kneeling, and once lying flat upon his face. So
engrossed was he with his occupation that he appeared
to have forgotten our presence, for he chattered
away to himself under his breath the whole
time, keeping up a running fire of exclamations,
groans, whistles, and little cries suggestive of encouragement
and of hope. As I watched him I
was irresistibly reminded of a pure-blooded welltrained
foxhound as it dashes backwards and forwards
through the covert, whining in its eagerness,
until it comes across the lost scent. For twenty
minutes or more he continued his researches, measuring
with the most exact care the distance between
marks which were entirely invisible to me,
and occasionally applying his tape to the walls in
an equally incomprehensible manner. In one place
he gathered up very carefully a little pile of grey
dust from the floor, and packed it away in an envelope.
Finally, he examined with his glass the word
upon the wall, going over every letter of it with the
most minute exactness. This done, he appeared to
be satisfied, for he replaced his tape and his glass
in his pocket.
“They say that genius is an infinite capacity for
taking pains,” he remarked with a smile. “It’s a
very bad definition, but it does apply to detective
work.”
Gregson and Lestrade had watched the
manoeuvres of their amateur companion with considerable
curiosity and some contempt. They evidently
failed to appreciate the fact, which I had begun
to realize, that Sherlock Holmes’ smallest actions
were all directed towards some definite and
practical end.
“What do you think of it, sir?” they both asked.
“It would be robbing you of the credit of the
case if I was to presume to help you,” remarked
my friend. “You are doing so well now that it
would be a pity for anyone to interfere.” There was
a world of sarcasm in his voice as he spoke. “If you
will let me know how your investigations go,” he
continued, “I shall be happy to give you any help I
can. In the meantime I should like to speak to the
constable who found the body. Can you give me
his name and address?”
Lestrade glanced at his note-book. “John
Rance,” he said. “He is off duty now. You will find
him at 46, Audley Court, Kennington Park Gate.”
Holmes took a note of the address.
“Come along, Doctor,” he said; “we shall go
and look him up. I’ll tell you one thing which may
help you in the case,” he continued, turning to the
two detectives. “There has been murder done, and
the murderer was a man. He was more than six
feet high, was in the prime of life, had small feet
for his height, wore coarse, square-toed boots and
smoked a Trichinopoly cigar. He came here with
his victim in a four-wheeled cab, which was drawn
by a horse with three old shoes and one new one
on his off fore leg. In all probability the murderer
had a florid face, and the finger-nails of his right
hand were remarkably long. These are only a few
indications, but they may assist you.”
Lestrade and Gregson glanced at each other
with an incredulous smile.
“If this man was murdered, how was it done?”
asked the former.
“Poison,” said Sherlock Holmes curtly, and
strode off. “One other thing, Lestrade,” he added,
turning round at the door: “ ‘Rache,’ is the German
for ‘revenge;’ so don’t lose your time looking
for Miss Rachel.”
With which Parthian shot he walked away,
leaving the two rivals open-mouthed behind him.

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Mr. Sherlock Holmes The Science Of Deduction


The Science Of Deduction;

CHAPTER II.





We met next day as he had arranged, and inspected
the rooms at No. 221b, Baker Street, of
which he had spoken at our meeting. They consisted
of a couple of comfortable bed-rooms and
a single large airy sitting-room, cheerfully furnished,
and illuminated by two broad windows.
So desirable in every way were the apartments,
and so moderate did the terms seem when divided
between us, that the bargain was concluded upon
the spot, and we at once entered into possession.
That very evening I moved my things round from
the hotel, and on the following morning Sherlock
Holmes followed me with several boxes and portmanteaus.
For a day or two we were busily employed
in unpacking and laying out our property
to the best advantage. That done, we gradually began
to settle down and to accommodate ourselves
to our new surroundings.
Holmes was certainly not a difficult man to live
with. He was quiet in his ways, and his habits
were regular. It was rare for him to be up after ten
at night, and he had invariably breakfasted and
gone out before I rose in the morning. Sometimes
he spent his day at the chemical laboratory, sometimes
in the dissecting-rooms, and occasionally in
long walks, which appeared to take him into the
lowest portions of the City. Nothing could exceed
his energy when the working fit was upon him;
but now and again a reaction would seize him, and
for days on end he would lie upon the sofa in the
sitting-room, hardly uttering a word or moving a
muscle from morning to night. On these occasions
I have noticed such a dreamy, vacant expression in
his eyes, that I might have suspected him of being
addicted to the use of some narcotic, had not the
temperance and cleanliness of his whole life forbidden
such a notion.
As the weeks went by, my interest in him and
my curiosity as to his aims in life, gradually deepened
and increased. His very person and appearance
were such as to strike the attention of the
most casual observer. In height he was rather over
six feet, and so excessively lean that he seemed to
be considerably taller. His eyes were sharp and
piercing, save during those intervals of torpor to
which I have alluded; and his thin, hawk-like nose
gave his whole expression an air of alertness and
decision. His chin, too, had the prominence and
squareness which mark the man of determination.
His hands were invariably blotted with ink and

stained with chemicals, yet he was possessed of extraordinary
delicacy of touch, as I frequently had
occasion to observe when I watched him manipulating
his fragile philosophical instruments.
The reader may set me down as a hopeless
busybody, when I confess how much this man
stimulated my curiosity, and how often I endeavoured
to break through the reticence which he
showed on all that concerned himself. Before pronouncing
judgment, however, be it remembered,
how objectless was my life, and how little there
was to engage my attention. My health forbade me
from venturing out unless the weather was exceptionally
genial, and I had no friends who would
call upon me and break the monotony of my daily
existence. Under these circumstances, I eagerly
hailed the little mystery which hung around my
companion, and spent much of my time in endeavouring
to unravel it.
He was not studying medicine. He had himself,
in reply to a question, confirmed Stamford’s
opinion upon that point. Neither did he appear to
have pursued any course of reading which might
fit him for a degree in science or any other recognized
portal which would give him an entrance
into the learned world. Yet his zeal for certain
studies was remarkable, and within eccentric limits
his knowledge was so extraordinarily ample
and minute that his observations have fairly astounded
me. Surely no man would work so hard
or attain such precise information unless he had
some definite end in view. Desultory readers are
seldom remarkable for the exactness of their learning.
No man burdens his mind with small matters
unless he has some very good reason for doing so.
His ignorance was as remarkable as his knowledge.
Of contemporary literature, philosophy and
politics he appeared to know next to nothing.
Upon my quoting Thomas Carlyle, he inquired
in the naivest way who he might be and what he
had done. My surprise reached a climax, however,
when I found incidentally that he was ignorant of
the Copernican Theory and of the composition of
the Solar System. That any civilized human being
in this nineteenth century should not be aware that
the earth travelled round the sun appeared to be to
me such an extraordinary fact that I could hardly
realize it.
“You appear to be astonished,” he said, smiling
at my expression of surprise. “Now that I do
know it I shall do my best to forget it.”
“To forget it!”
“You see,” he explained, “I consider that a
man’s brain originally is like a little empty attic,
and you have to stock it with such furniture as
you choose. A fool takes in all the lumber of every
sort that he comes across, so that the knowledge
which might be useful to him gets crowded out, or
at best is jumbled up with a lot of other things so
that he has a difficulty in laying his hands upon it.
Now the skilful workman is very careful indeed as
to what he takes into his brain-attic. He will have
nothing but the tools which may help him in doing
his work, but of these he has a large assortment,
and all in the most perfect order. It is a mistake to
think that that little room has elastic walls and can
distend to any extent. Depend upon it there comes
a time when for every addition of knowledge you
forget something that you knew before. It is of the
highest importance, therefore, not to have useless
facts elbowing out the useful ones.”
“But the Solar System!” I protested.
“What the deuce is it to me?” he interrupted
impatiently; “you say that we go round the sun.
If we went round the moon it would not make a
pennyworth of difference to me or to my work.”
I was on the point of asking him what that
work might be, but something in his manner
showed me that the question would be an unwelcome
one. I pondered over our short conversation,
however, and endeavoured to draw my deductions
from it. He said that he would acquire
no knowledge which did not bear upon his object.
Therefore all the knowledge which he possessed
was such as would be useful to him. I enumerated
in my own mind all the various points upon which
he had shown me that he was exceptionally wellinformed.
I even took a pencil and jotted them
down. I could not help smiling at the document
when I had completed it. It ran in this way—
Sherlock Holmes—his limits.
1. Knowledge of Literature.—Nil.
2. Philosophy.—Nil.
3. Astronomy.—Nil.
4. Politics.—Feeble.
5. Botany.—Variable. Well up in belladonna,
opium, and poisons generally. Knows nothing
of practical gardening.
6. Geology.—Practical, but limited. Tells at a
glance different soils from each other. After
walks has shown me splashes upon his
trousers, and told me by their colour and
consistence in what part of London he had
received them.
7. Chemistry.—Profound.
8. Anatomy.—Accurate, but unsystematic.
9. Sensational Literature.—Immense. He appears
to know every detail of every horror
perpetrated in the century.
10. Plays the violin well.
11. Is an expert singlestick player, boxer, and
swordsman.
12. Has a good practical knowledge of British
law.
When I had got so far in my list I threw it into
the fire in despair. “If I can only find what the
fellow is driving at by reconciling all these accomplishments,
and discovering a calling which needs
them all,” I said to myself, “I may as well give up
the attempt at once.”
I see that I have alluded above to his powers
upon the violin. These were very remarkable,
but as eccentric as all his other accomplishments.
That he could play pieces, and difficult
pieces, I knew well, because at my request he
has played me some of Mendelssohn’s Lieder, and
other favourites. When left to himself, however, he
would seldom produce any music or attempt any
recognized air. Leaning back in his arm-chair of an
evening, he would close his eyes and scrape carelessly
at the fiddle which was thrown across his
knee. Sometimes the chords were sonorous and
melancholy. Occasionally they were fantastic and
cheerful. Clearly they reflected the thoughts which
possessed him, but whether the music aided those
thoughts, or whether the playing was simply the
result of a whim or fancy was more than I could
determine. I might have rebelled against these exasperating
solos had it not been that he usually
terminated them by playing in quick succession a
whole series of my favourite airs as a slight compensation
for the trial upon my patience.
During the first week or so we had no callers,
and I had begun to think that my companion was
as friendless a man as I was myself. Presently,
however, I found that he had many acquaintances,
and those in the most different classes of society.
There was one little sallow rat-faced, dark-eyed fellow
who was introduced to me as Mr. Lestrade,
and who came three or four times in a single
week. One morning a young girl called, fashionably
dressed, and stayed for half an hour or more.
The same afternoon brought a grey-headed, seedy
visitor, looking like a Jew pedlar, who appeared
to me to be much excited, and who was closely
followed by a slipshod elderly woman. On another
occasion an old white-haired gentleman had
an interview with my companion; and on another
a railway porter in his velveteen uniform. When
any of these nondescript individuals put in an appearance,
Sherlock Holmes used to beg for the use
of the sitting-room, and I would retire to my bedroom.
He always apologized to me for putting me
to this inconvenience. “I have to use this room as a
place of business,” he said, “and these people are
my clients.” Again I had an opportunity of asking
him a point blank question, and again my delicacy
prevented me from forcing another man to confide
in me. I imagined at the time that he had some
strong reason for not alluding to it, but he soon
dispelled the idea by coming round to the subject
of his own accord.
It was upon the 4th of March, as I have good
reason to remember, that I rose somewhat earlier
than usual, and found that Sherlock Holmes had
not yet finished his breakfast. The landlady had
become so accustomed to my late habits that my
place had not been laid nor my coffee prepared.
With the unreasonable petulance of mankind I
rang the bell and gave a curt intimation that I was
ready. Then I picked up a magazine from the table
and attempted to while away the time with it,
while my companion munched silently at his toast.
One of the articles had a pencil mark at the heading,
and I naturally began to run my eye through
it.
Its somewhat ambitious title was “The Book of
Life,” and it attempted to show how much an observant
man might learn by an accurate and systematic
examination of all that came in his way.
It struck me as being a remarkable mixture of
shrewdness and of absurdity. The reasoning was
close and intense, but the deductions appeared to
me to be far-fetched and exaggerated. The writer
claimed by a momentary expression, a twitch of a
muscle or a glance of an eye, to fathom a man’s
inmost thoughts. Deceit, according to him, was an
impossibility in the case of one trained to observation
and analysis. His conclusions were as infallible
as so many propositions of Euclid. So startling
would his results appear to the uninitiated that until
they learned the processes by which he had arrived
at them they might well consider him as a
necromancer.
“From a drop of water,” said the writer, “a logician
could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or
a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or
the other. So all life is a great chain, the nature
of which is known whenever we are shown a single
link of it. Like all other arts, the Science of
Deduction and Analysis is one which can only be
acquired by long and patient study nor is life long
enough to allow any mortal to attain the highest
possible perfection in it. Before turning to those
moral and mental aspects of the matter which
present the greatest difficulties, let the enquirer begin
by mastering more elementary problems. Let
him, on meeting a fellow-mortal, learn at a glance
to distinguish the history of the man, and the trade
or profession to which he belongs. Puerile as such
an exercise may seem, it sharpens the faculties of
observation, and teaches one where to look and
what to look for. By a man’s finger nails, by his
coat-sleeve, by his boot, by his trouser knees, by
the callosities of his forefinger and thumb, by his
expression, by his shirt cuffs—by each of these
things a man’s calling is plainly revealed. That
all united should fail to enlighten the competent
enquirer in any case is almost inconceivable.”
“What ineffable twaddle!” I cried, slapping the
magazine down on the table, “I never read such
rubbish in my life.”
“What is it?” asked Sherlock Holmes.
“Why, this article,” I said, pointing at it with
my egg spoon as I sat down to my breakfast. “I
see that you have read it since you have marked it.
I don’t deny that it is smartly written. It irritates
me though. It is evidently the theory of some armchair
lounger who evolves all these neat little paradoxes
in the seclusion of his own study. It is not
practical. I should like to see him clapped down
in a third class carriage on the Underground, and
asked to give the trades of all his fellow-travellers.
I would lay a thousand to one against him.”
“You would lose your money,” Sherlock
Holmes remarked calmly. “As for the article I
wrote it myself.”
“You!”
“Yes, I have a turn both for observation and for
deduction. The theories which I have expressed
there, and which appear to you to be so chimerical
are really extremely practical—so practical that I
depend upon them for my bread and cheese.”
“And how?” I asked involuntarily.
“Well, I have a trade of my own. I suppose
I am the only one in the world. I’m a consulting
detective, if you can understand what that is.
Here in London we have lots of Government detectives
and lots of private ones. When these fellows
are at fault they come to me, and I manage
to put them on the right scent. They lay all the evidence
before me, and I am generally able, by the
help of my knowledge of the history of crime, to
set them straight. There is a strong family resemblance
about misdeeds, and if you have all the details
of a thousand at your finger ends, it is odd if
you can’t unravel the thousand and first. Lestrade
is a well-known detective. He got himself into a
fog recently over a forgery case, and that was what
brought him here.”
“And these other people?”
“They are mostly sent on by private inquiry
agencies. They are all people who are in trouble
about something, and want a little enlightening. I
listen to their story, they listen to my comments,
and then I pocket my fee.”
“But do you mean to say,” I said, “that without
leaving your room you can unravel some knot
which other men can make nothing of, although
they have seen every detail for themselves?”
“Quite so. I have a kind of intuition that way.
Now and again a case turns up which is a little
more complex. Then I have to bustle about and see
things with my own eyes. You see I have a lot of
special knowledge which I apply to the problem,
and which facilitates matters wonderfully. Those
rules of deduction laid down in that article which
aroused your scorn, are invaluable to me in practical
work. Observation with me is second nature.
You appeared to be surprised when I told
you, on our first meeting, that you had come from
Afghanistan.”
“You were told, no doubt.”
“Nothing of the sort. I knew you came from
Afghanistan. From long habit the train of thoughts
ran so swiftly through my mind, that I arrived at
the conclusion without being conscious of intermediate
steps. There were such steps, however. The
train of reasoning ran, ‘Here is a gentleman of a
medical type, but with the air of a military man.
Clearly an army doctor, then. He has just come
from the tropics, for his face is dark, and that is
not the natural tint of his skin, for his wrists are
fair. He has undergone hardship and sickness, as
his haggard face says clearly. His left arm has been
injured. He holds it in a stiff and unnatural manner.
Where in the tropics could an English army
doctor have seen much hardship and got his arm
wounded? Clearly in Afghanistan.’ The whole
train of thought did not occupy a second. I then remarked
that you came from Afghanistan, and you
were astonished.”
“It is simple enough as you explain it,” I said,
smiling. “You remind me of Edgar Allen Poe’s
Dupin. I had no idea that such individuals did
exist outside of stories.”
Sherlock Holmes rose and lit his pipe. “No
doubt you think that you are complimenting me
in comparing me to Dupin,” he observed. “Now,
in my opinion, Dupin was a very inferior fellow.
That trick of his of breaking in on his friends’
thoughts with an apropos remark after a quarter of
an hour’s silence is really very showy and superficial.
He had some analytical genius, no doubt; but
he was by no means such a phenomenon as Poe
appeared to imagine.”
“Have you read Gaboriau’s works?” I asked.
“Does Lecoq come up to your idea of a detective?”
Sherlock Holmes sniffed sardonically. “Lecoq
was a miserable bungler,” he said, in an angry
voice; “he had only one thing to recommend him,
and that was his energy. That book made me positively
ill. The question was how to identify an
unknown prisoner. I could have done it in twentyfour
hours. Lecoq took six months or so. It might
be made a text-book for detectives to teach them
what to avoid.”
I felt rather indignant at having two characters
whom I had admired treated in this cavalier style.
I walked over to the window, and stood looking
out into the busy street. “This fellow may be very
clever,” I said to myself, “but he is certainly very
conceited.”
“There are no crimes and no criminals in these
days,” he said, querulously. “What is the use of
having brains in our profession? I know well that
I have it in me to make my name famous. No
man lives or has ever lived who has brought the
same amount of study and of natural talent to
the detection of crime which I have done. And
what is the result? There is no crime to detect, or,
at most, some bungling villany with a motive so
transparent that even a Scotland Yard official can
see through it.”
I was still annoyed at his bumptious style of
conversation. I thought it best to change the topic.
“I wonder what that fellow is looking for?” I
asked, pointing to a stalwart, plainly-dressed individual
who was walking slowly down the other
side of the street, looking anxiously at the numbers.
He had a large blue envelope in his hand,
and was evidently the bearer of a message.
“You mean the retired sergeant of Marines,”
said Sherlock Holmes.
“Brag and bounce!” thought I to myself. “He
knows that I cannot verify his guess.”
The thought had hardly passed through my
mind when the man whom we were watching
caught sight of the number on our door, and ran
rapidly across the roadway. We heard a loud
knock, a deep voice below, and heavy steps ascending
the stair.
“For Mr. Sherlock Holmes,” he said, stepping
into the room and handing my friend the letter.
Here was an opportunity of taking the conceit
out of him. He little thought of this when he made
that random shot. “May I ask, my lad,” I said, in
the blandest voice, “what your trade may be?”
“Commissionaire, sir,” he said, gruffly. “Uniform
away for repairs.”
“And you were?” I asked, with a slightly malicious
glance at my companion.
“A sergeant, sir, Royal Marine Light Infantry,
sir. No answer? Right, sir.”
He clicked his heels together, raised his hand
in a salute, and was gone.

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